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Beautiful Inspiring Quotes

2010-03-24T03:20:00.000-07:00

Here is a compilation of some beautiful quotes.

A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.
The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.
If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.
Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.
Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.
You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree.
Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.
We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.
Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.
Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.
Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?
Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.
Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.
The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.
People who know the least always argue the most.
People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

How to propose Your Love?

2009-10-09T02:17:00.001-07:00

How to propose?
When I saw your name next to mine,
In our wedding card,
I felt blessed.

When I saw you smile,
Seeing me in the traditional bride groom dress,
I felt teased.

When I held your hand,
During the marriage rituals,
I felt responsible.

When you entered my lonely bachelor life,
And changed it into a heavenly abode,
I felt lucky.

When you showed the same love as I did,
Towards my parents,
I felt proud.

When you scolded me,
For neglecting my heath amidst my hectic work,
I felt pampered.

When I saw you scream,
Crying out of labor pains,
I felt helpless.

When I saw tears of happiness in your eyes,
As you looked at our kid,
I felt blessed once again.
All these feeling have bloomed in my heart,

But are yet to blossom in reality.
As these are feelings I long to feel,
For these are still unfelt.

Will you marry me?

The Day You Said Good bye

2009-10-09T02:13:00.000-07:00

The day you said goodbye,
Just replays in my head.
There are so many things
I wish i could have said.

To make you stay,
To hear you say my name.
It's hard to imagine,
Ever again feeling the same.

I hope you don't forget,
How I was always by your side.
I hope you don't see it as,
One mistake of a ride.

I want you to know and believe,
That you are still in my heart.
And your place is set in stone,
You shall always be a part.

How to Propose your love

2007-06-14T02:44:00.001-07:00

Finding and Keeping A Life Partner : Golden Rules

2007-06-14T02:44:00.000-07:00

FINDING AND KEEPING A LIFE PARTNER

Golden rules for finding your life partner by Dov Heller, M.A.

When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love"; I believe this is the ..1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound "not politically correct", there's a profound truth here.

Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: "You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone"; You need a lot more!!!

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping a life partner.

QUESTION ..1: Do we share a common life purpose?

Why is this so important? Let me put it this way: If you're married for 20 or 30 years, that's a long time to live with someone. What do you plan to do with each other all that time? Travel, eat and jog together? You need to share something deeper and more meaningful. You need a common life purpose.

Two things can happen in a marriage:
(1) You can grow together, or
(2) You can grow apart.

50% of the people out there are growing apart. To make a marriage work, you need to know what you want out of life!

Bottom line; marry someone who wants the same thing.

QUESTION ..2: Do I feel safe expressing my feelings and thoughts with this person?

This question goes to the core of the quality of your relationship. Feeling safe means you can communicate openly with this person. The basis of having good communication is trust - i.e. trust that I won't get "punished"; or hurt for expressing my honest thoughts and feelings. A colleague of mine defines an abusive person as someone with whom you feel afraid to express your thoughts and feelings. Be honest with yourself on this one. Make sure you feel emotionally safe with the person you plan to marry.

QUESTION ..3: Is he/she a mensch?

A mensch is someone who is a refined and sensitive person. How can you test? Here are some suggestions. Do they work on personal growth on a regular basis? Are they serious about improving themselves? A teacher of mine defines a good person as "someone who is always striving to be good and do the right ";. So ask about your significant other: What do
they do with their time? Is this person materialistic? Usually a materialistic person is not someone whose top priority is character refinement.

There are essentially two types of people in the world:
(1) People who are dedicated to personal growth and
(2) people who are dedicated to seeking comfort.
Someone whose goal in life is to be comfortable will put personal comfort ahead of doing the right thing. You need to know
that before walking down the aisle.

QUESTION ..4: How does he/she treat other people?

The one most important thing that makes any relationship work is the ability to give. By giving, we mean the ability to give another person pleasure.

Ask: Is this someone who enjoys giving pleasure to others or are they wrapped up in themselves and self- absorbed?

To measure this, think about the following: How do they treat people whom they do not have to be nice to, such as waiters, bus boys, taxi drivers, etc.. How do they treat their parents and siblings? Do they have gratitude and appreciation?

If they don't have gratitude for the people who have given them everything; can you do nearly as much for them? You can be sure that someone, who treats others poorly, will eventually treat you poorly as well.

QUESTION ..5: Is there anything I'm hoping to change about this person after we're married?

Too many people make the mistake of marrying someone with the intention of trying to "improve"; them after they're married. As a colleague of mine puts it: "You can probably expect someone to change after marriage for the worse" If you cannot fully accept this person the way they are now, then you are not ready to marry them.

In conclusion, dating doesn't have to be difficult and treacherous. The key is to try leading a little more with your head and less with your heart. It pays to be as objective as possible when you are dating; to be sure to ask questions that will help you get to the key issues. Falling in love is a great feeling, but when you wake up with a ring on your finger, you don't want to find yourself trouble because you didn't do your homework.

Another perspective...

There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance.. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go of or at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible, not-going anywhere relationships. Observe the relationships around you.

Pay attention...
Which ones lift and which ones lean?

Which ones encourage and which ones discourage?

Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill?

When you leave certain people do you feel better or feel worse?

Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know, or appreciate you?

The more you seek quality, respect, growth, peace of mind, love and truth around you...the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the front row and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.

An African proverb states, "Before you get married, keep both eyes open, and after you marry, close one eye"; Before you get involved and make a commitment to someone, don't let lust, desperation, immaturity, ignorance, pressure from others or a low self-esteem make you blind to warning signs. Keep your eyes open, and don't fool yourself that you can change someone or that what you see as faults aren't really that important.

Do you bring out the best in each other?

Do you compliment and compromise with each other, or do you compete, compare and control?

What do you bring to the relationship?

Do you bring past relationships, past hurt, past mistrust, past pain?

You can't take someone to the altar to alter them. You can't make someone love you or make someone stay.

If you develop self-esteem, spiritual discernment, and "a life"; you won't find yourself making someone else responsible for your happiness or responsible for your pain. Seeking status, sex, and security are the wrong reasons to be in a relationship.

WHAT KEEPS A RELATIONSHIP STRONG IS:

1. TRUST

2. COMMUNICATION

3. INTIMACY

4. A SENSE OF HUMOR

5. SHARING TASKS

6. SOME GETAWAY TIME WITHOUT BUSINESS OR CHILDREN

7. DAILY EXCHANGES (meal, shared activity, hug, call, touch, notes, etc.)

8. SHARING COMMON GOALS AND INTERESTS

9. GIVING EACH OTHER SPACE TO GROW WITHOUT FEELING INSECURE

10. GIVING EACH OTHER A SENSE OF BELONGING AND ASSURANCES OF COMMITMENT

If these qualities are missing, the relationship will erode as resentment withdrawal, abuse, neglect, and dishonesty; and pain will replace.

Disable Windows Error Reporting Messages

2007-06-14T01:58:00.000-07:00

You must be well aware of Error Messages that come up whenever there is a problem with windows or any other component. Actually this service is by Microsoft that allows you to send a Error report of the problem so that they can fix it in the coming versions. However, sometimes this service can really irritate you.

Well, you don’t need to get angry any more, you can disable it with few clicks. Just follow these steps.

1 Go to My computer –> Properties –> Advanced.
2 In this tab click on Error Reporting button down below.
3 Choose Disable Error reporting from there.

That’s all. You are now free of those error messages

SMS & Shairee

2006-11-29T08:07:00.000-08:00

Dosti karo collegewali se, Pyar karo officewali se, Program karo padoswali se. Ankh ladho sali se, Love karo dilwali se, Aur mar khao gharwali se. Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI Apni surat kabhi to didar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intazar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam ek missed call hee mar de Dekehe tujeh to rooh kush ho gayi, Ek kami thi jo puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzee ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi ?????????

Kisi ki yaad sataye to kya kare Kisi se milne ko dil agar chahe to kya kare. Log kehte hain k sapno me hoti hai mulaqat Lekin neend hi na aye to kya kare. **** Sukh unhe milte hain jo dukh sehte hain Aansu un k liye behte hain jo yaadon me rehte hain. Aur SMS unhe bheje jate hain jo dil me rehte hain. **** Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai tufan me deepak jalana mushkil hota hai. Pyar kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nhi, Ise aakhri saans tak nibhana mushkil hota hai. **** dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye dukh such me de sath wo yaar chahiye. Hum kisi ko bhulate nhi Lekin jo hame rakhe yaad Aisa yaar chahiye. **** Khushbu teri dosti ki mujhko mehka jati hai, teri har baat mujhko behka jati hai. Saans to bahut der leti hai ane jane me, Har saans se pehle teri yaad a jati hai. **** Life is funny n twisted. Sumtimes u laugh,sumtimes u cry. But as long as u n me exist, I'll always b on ur face as a smile Rather than a tear in ur eyes. **** Mil jaaye koi naya to hame nab hula dean koi rulaye tumhe to hame yaad kar lena. Dost hain hum hardum tumhare, Khushi na sahi,gham hi baant lena. ****
Ek aada aapki Dil churane ki… Ek adaa aapki Dil mein bas jaane ki… Ek chehra aapka Chand sa… Ek zid hamari Chand paane ki… .. Ashiq ankhon ki baat samajh lete hai, woh khwabo me aayen toh mulakat samajh lete hai, rota hai aasman apni zamin ke liye, log pagal hai usse barsat samajh lete hain Usko milne ka mann bahut kar raha hai… Mann ko samjhaya toh Dil tadap raha hai… Dil ko bataya toh ankhe roh padi… Unhe chup karaya toh SAANSE bol padi…. “I MISS U”… ... Dete hai kyu yeh Dard bas hami ko, kya Samjhenge woh in Aankho ki nami ko, lakho Deewane ho jis Chand ke, woh kya Mehsus karega Ek Tare ki Kami ko… ... Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain, Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha, Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain ... Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jaana manane se, Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge… Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi, Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi, Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi, kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi… laut jati hai lehre jaise kinara dekh kar, waise hi laut jata hai zamana mera gum dekh kar, tum kandha na dena mere janaze ko…. kahi uth na jau main tumhara sahaara dekhkar..... . Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge, mat sochna ke Aapko bhul jayenge, bas ek bar Asman ki taraf dekhna, Mere sms aapko sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge… ... Badalon ki darmia aasi sazaish hui, Mere Ghar mitti ka tha, Mere hi Ghar barish hui, Uski bhi Zid thi bijiliyan girane ki, aur Hamari bhi Zid thi wahin ashiyana banane ki... Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye, Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye, Khud hi kar li bewafai humne, taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye… Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, To khud bhi zaroor aazmaya hoga Hum hain kaun aur tum ho kya, Is ISHQ ne to khuda ko bhi rulaya hoga ... Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi ... Zindagi ke liye jina jaruri hai, Jine ke liye Arman jaruri hai, Zindagi me chahe kitne bhi ho Gham, Aapke Chehre par Muskaan jaruri hai… tumne aakar meri kabar pe, jarasha mushkura Diya... bijli kadak ke gir padi, sara kafan jala Diay.... hum apko kabhi khone nahi denge, juda hona chaha bhi to hone nahi denge, chandani raton main ayegi meri yaad, yaad ke vo pal apko sone nahi denge Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai, Yaadein wo nahin jo Tanhai mein aati hai, Yaadein to woh hai jo Bheed mein bhi Tanha kar jaati hai

101 Romantic ideas and Tips for men & women who are in Love

2006-11-29T01:09:00.000-08:00

101 Romantic ideas and Tips for men & women who are in Love........

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1. Remember to say "I love you" and "I need you" often.

2. Walk hand in hand in the rain.

3. Write a love poem.

4. Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.

5. Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving cream on the mirror.

6. Hide love notes in a lunch box, briefcase or purse.

7. Make heart-shaped cinnamon toast for breakfast.

8. Place a love note in the personals section of the newspaper.

9. Take a carriage ride around the city.

10. Plan a surprise getaway.

11. Do your mate's household chores.

12. Write notes on future dates in their date book ("I love you," I miss you," etc.)

13. Make reservations at a favorite restaurant.

14. Let them choose the movie.

15. Give a foot massage.

16. Make a heart-shaped bookmark, and place it in their book.

17. Pop in a romantic music CD and slow dance.

18. Throw a just-because surprise party for two.

19. Buy a stuffed animal for your honey.

20. Read each other's horoscopes.

21. Make a list of the top 10 things you love about your partner.

22. Display it in a prominent place.

23. Tattoo your mate's name on your body.

24. Make an album or scrapbook of your favorite memories together.

25. Go camping together and only take one sleeping bag.

26. Send a mushy message in a bottle...a balloon...a sandwich...

27. Cut out a silly cartoon that you know they'd enjoy.

28. Shower together.

29. Dim the lights, and snuggle together on the couch.

30. Be the first to say "I'm sorry" and kiss and make up.

31. Give each other a full-body massage.

32. Kiss every hour on the hour all day long.

33. Send a gift basket of indulgent items.

34. Write "I'm hot for you" in the steam on the bathroom mirror.

35. Ribbon wrap your bed with a big bow.

36. Fill up the gas tank of your partner's car.

37. Act like teenagers. Maybe even pierce something!

38. Show up with a bouquet of flowers -- for no reason at all.

39. Play Scrabble® together, using as many "love" words as you can.

40. Run a warm bubble bath for your partner, with lots of lit candles.

41. Meet in the park for a picnic.

42. Hold hands.

43. Leave a trail of rose petals through the house, leading to a romantic candlelight dinner.

44. Make a donation in your mate's name to a special cause or charity.

45. Pick up their clothes from the floor -- without saying a word about it.

46. Watch an old black and white romantic movie and share a bowl of popcorn.

47. Reenact your first date.

48. Surprise your partner with tickets to a special event.

49. An unexpected hug can brighten any day.

50. Buy a silly, impromptu gift.

51. Send an email just to say "I'm thinking of you."

52. Bring home a balloon bouquet.

53. Serve breakfast in bed.

54. Make an ornament with a picture of both of you for the Christmas tree.

55. Play tag.

56. Wash and wax your partner's car, and leave a little note on the dashboard.

57. Plant a garden together.

58. Leave a mushy message on voicemail.

59. Stay at a hotel for the night, just because.

60. Make angels in the snow.

61. Every time you say "hello" or "goodbye", seal it with a hug and a kiss.

62. Take a drive in the country.

63. Spend the evening looking at the stars -- and make a wish together.

64. Cast a playful wink any time, anywhere.

65. Think up a list of silly little pet names for times when you're alone together.

66. Read poetry to each other.

67. Celebrate your half-birthdays together.

68. Put a picture of both of you in your wallet.

69. Buy that favorite book or CD for no reason at all.

70. Send a care package to work filled with treats like food, photos, candy, a love note, heart-shaped confetti, etc.

71. Go out for the evening and tell people you're on your honeymoon.

72. Take a hike together and carve your initials in a tree.

73. Write a thank you note for all the things you take for granted.

74. Make a fire in the fireplace and roast marshmallows.

75. Tape your favorite TV show and spend the evening talking.

76. Do the dishes together, then apply hand lotion to each other's hands.

77. Write a love letter to your partner and cut it into jigsaw puzzle pieces.

78. Decide on secret signals and use them to communicate with each other in large groups of people.

79. Schedule a regular mid-week "date night" for just the two of you.

80. Do the laundry together.

81. Romance Theater Weekend: reenact each other's favorite love scene - hers on Friday, his on Saturday.

82. Call your partner at work and ask for a date.

83. Pretend you haven't seen each other for a month. Act accordingly.

84. Send a written invitation to do something special.

85. Take turns reading to each other.

86. Stand outside the window and sing a romantic song.

87. Hide favorite candy in your partner's coat pockets.

88. Put a tape recording of your voice (saying anything) in the car stereo and turn it on so it plays when the car starts.

89. Go to a drive-in movie.

90. Get up to turn off the last light after you're both comfy-cozy in bed.

91. Hold each other tight during a thunderstorm.

92. Make a tape recording of favorite love songs.

93. Leave a bunch of bananas on the kitchen table with a note, "I go bananas over you!"

94. Hide love notes in a magazine.

95. Declare your undying love via a telegram.

96. Make a romantic dinner together, and serve it on your finest china.

97. Surprise your partner with a big kiss on the neck.

98. Give unexpected compliments.

99. Share an ice cream cone.

100. Have a picnic on the living room floor.

101. Draw a silly picture of the two of you. Frame it.

Celebration Means......

2006-11-29T01:07:00.001-08:00

Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.

Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means......
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,

but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones ........

Words by Women and Their meanings

2006-11-29T00:28:00.000-08:00

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Someone and You

2006-11-29T00:24:00.000-08:00

Someone and you

I loved these anonymous thoughts. I encourage those who didn’t yet find their soul mate or those who think no one care about them to read well :-)

You are Everything To Somebody!
· someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you
· someone cares about you
· someone misses you
· someone wants to talk to you
· someone wants to be with you
· someone hopes you aren’t in trouble
· someone is thankful for the support you have provided
· someone wants to hold your hand
· someone hopes everything turns out all right
· someone wants you to be happy
· someone wants you to find them
· someone is celebrating your successes
· someone wants to give you a gift
· someone thinks you ARE a gift
· someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
· someone wants to hug you
· someone loves you
· someone wants to lavish you with small gifts
· someone admires your strength
· someone is thinking of you and smiling
· someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on
· someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
· someone thinks the world of you
· someone wants to protect you
· someone would do anything for you
· someone wants to be forgiven
· someone is grateful for your forgiveness
· someone wants to laugh with you about old times
· someone remembers you and wishes you were there
· someone is praising God for you
· someone needs to know that your love is unconditional
· somebody values your advice
· someone wants to tell you how much they care
· someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you
· someone wants to share their dreams with you
· someone wants to hold you in their arms
· someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms
· someone treasures your spirit
· someone wishes they could STOP time because of you
· someone praises God for your friendship and love
· someone can’t wait to see you
· someone wishes that things didn’t have to change
· someone loves you for who you are
· someone loves the way you make them feel
· someone wants to be with you
· someone is hoping they can grow old with you
· someone hears a song that reminds them of you
· someone wants you to know they are there for you
· someone is glad that you’re their friend
· someone wants to be your friend
· someone stayed up all night thinking about you
· someone is alive because of you
· someone is remorseful after losing your friendship
· someone is wishing that you would notice them
· someone wants to get to know you better
· someone believes that you are their soul mate
· someone wants to be near you
· someone misses your guidance and advice
· someone values your guidance and advice
· someone has faith in you
· someone trusts you
· someone needs you to send them this letter
· someone needs your support
· someone needs you to have faith in them
· someone needs you to let them be your friend
· someone will cry when they read this

To All The Tech Guys

2006-11-29T00:15:00.000-08:00

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now moni! tors all other system activities.
An application such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,!
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in
your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing! the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.! Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support

Sms Sha'aree

2006-11-28T02:31:00.000-08:00

1)har kali aapse khusboo maange
har shayar aapse salha maange
rab kare aysi ho hamari dosti
ki har koi mujhse teri dosti udhaar maane

(2)kabhi to tere sahar main kaali ghata chaati hogi
kabhi to taaron ki shama jhilmilaati hogi
duniya ke saamne laakh inkaar kare magar
tanhaai main meri yaad to aati hogi

(3)jab bhi khyaal aaya to tera aaya
aankh band ki to khowaab tera aaya
socha yaad kar loon khuda ko pal do pal
honth khule to naam tera aaya

(4)sookhe patton par atbaar kar lenge
teri yaadon se pyar kar lenge
bas ek baar kah do tumhe pyar hai hamse
ham saari umar intzaar kar lenge

(5)ek zara si bhool khta ban gai
meri wafaaiyan hi saza ban gai
dil liya aur khel kar tod diya
hamari jaan gai aur unki ada ban gai

(6)kisi ke aage soyen to ruswaai hai aansoo ki
hame rona agar aaya to ham chup chup kar ro lenge
khile the phool gulsan main sawarne aur mahkne ko
kise maloom tha ki wo aask se palken bhigo lenge

(7)rahenge saamne lekin adhaar apne na kholenge
sabdd hain ham kitaabon ke chup rah rah kar bolenge
hamari resmi muskaan ek rangeen dhaaga hai
girenge aankh se moti to dhaage main piro lenge

(8)aapke larjhate hontho ko to khulna hoga
aapki surmai aawaz ko to ghulna hoga
aapki resmi muskaan ho sada kaayam
ab is aankh ke moti ko bhi rukna hoga
ye maana wqat ne kiye hain tumpe sitam kai
kisi ke pyar main phir bhi tumhe jhukna hoga

(1)YE JAAN JAB BHI TU UDAAS HOGA
MERA KHYAAL TERE PAAS HOGA
DIL KI GAHRAAIYON SE JAB KAROGE YAAD
TUMHE HAMARE KAREEB HONE KA AHSAAS HOGA

(2)YAAR NE DIL KA HAAL BATANA CHOR DIYA
HAMNE BHI GAHRAAIYON MAIN JANA CHOR DIYA
JAB UNKO HI DOORIYON KA AHSAAS NAHI
TO HAMNE BHI AHSAAS DILAANA CHOR DIYA

(3)KABHI TO KI HOGI SURAJ NE CHAAND SE MOHABBAT
TABHI TO CHAAND MAIN DAAG HAI
MUMKIN HAI CHAAND NE KI HOGI BEWAFAI
TABHI TO SURAJ MAIN ITNI AAG HAI

(4)AAPNE APNI AANKHO MAIN NOOR CHUPA RAKHA HAI
HOSH WAALON KO DEEWANA BANA RAKHA HAI
NAAZ KAYSE NA KAROON APNE ISQ PAR
MUJH JAYSE NACHEEZ KO KHAAS BANA RAKHA HAI

(5)TANHAAIYON MAIN NA DHOONDHO HAME
HAM DIL MAIN UTAR JAAENGE
AGAR MILNE KI TAMANNA HO
TO BAND AANKHO MAIN NAZAR AAENGE

(6)ZINDGI MAIN HAMESA NAYE LOG MILENGE
KAHIN JADA TO KAHIN KAM MILENGE
ATBAAR ZARA SOCH KAR KARNA
MUMKIN NAHI HAR JAGHA HAM MILENGE

(7)NAKAAM SI KOSIS KIYA KARTE HAIN
HAM HAIN KI UNSE ULFAT KIYA KARTE HAIN
TAKDEER MAIN EK TOOTA TARA NAHI LIKHA
AUR HAM HAIN KI CHAAND KI AARZU KIYA KARTE HAIN

(8)NA SAR JHUKAAO PATTHAR KE AAGE
KI WO DEVTA HO JAAE
NA KARO KISI SE ITNI MOHABBAT
KI WO BEWAFA HO JAAE

(9)KOI CHEEZ HAI MERI KHOI HUI SI
SAPNO KI DUNIYA HAI SOI HUI SI
NA JAAO YAAR MERE IS LABON KI MUSKRAHAT PAR
YE NAM AANKHE HAIN MERI KUCH ROI HUI SI

(10)RENT PAR LIKH KAR MERA NAAM MITAYA NA KARO
AANKHE SACH BOLTI HAIN PYAR CHUPAYA NA KARO
LOG HAR BAAT KA AFSAANA BANA LETE HAIN
SAB KO APNE DIL KI BAAT BATAYA NA KARO

(1)HAM LABE SIKWA KO BHI SI LETE HAIN
CHUND GHADIYAN HON HANS KAR JI LETE HAIN
EK BAAR SAMJH LIYA JISE DOST KA HAANTH
US HAANTH SE PHIR ZAHAR BHI PI LETE HAIN

(2)AASMAAN HAMSE NAARAZ HAI
TAARON KA GUSSA BEHISAAB HAI
WO SAB HAMSE JALTE HAIN...KYON KI
CHAAND SE BEHTAR DOST HAMARE PAAS HAI

(3)EK DIN HAMARE AANSOO HAM SE POOCH BAITHE
ROZ-ROZ HAME KYON BULAATE HO
HAMNE KAHA HAM YAAD UNHE KARTE HAIN
AAP KYON CHALE AATE HO

(4)ZINDGI KI RAAHON MAIN BAHOT SE YAAR MILENGE
HAM KYA HAMSE BHI ACCHE HAZAAR MILENGE
IN ACCHON KI BHEED MAIN HAME NA BHOOL JANA
HAM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR BAAR MILENGE

(5)DOSTON KO BHOOLANA GALAT BAAT HAI
UNSE ZINDGI BHAR KA SAATH HAI
AGAR BHOOL GAE TO KHAALI HAANTH HAI
AURR AGAR SAATH RAHE TO..ZAMAANA KAHEGA KYA BAAT HAI

50+ Replies when u propose a girls ;-)

2006-10-06T00:51:00.001-07:00

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande soch hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

42) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

43) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

44) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. .

45) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

46) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

47) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

48)hehe I didnt expect that from you....

49)nice joke ...

50)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....

51)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on.............

52)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

2006-10-06T00:51:00.000-07:00

If i had to live the life without you near me

The days would be all empty

The nights would seem so long

With you i seem forever oh , so early

I might have been in LOVE before

But it never felt this strong

Our dreams are young and we both know

They'll take us where we want to go

Hold me now ... Touch me now

I don't want to live without you

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

You oughtta know by now how much I LOVE YOU

One thing you can be sure of

I'll never ask for more than your LOVE

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

You oughtta know by now how much I LOVE YOU

The world may change my whole life through

But Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

If the road ahead is not so easy

Our LOVE will lead the way for us

Like a guiding star

I'll be there if you should need me

You don't have to change a thing

I LOVE YOU just the way you are

So come with me and share the view

I'll help you see forever too

Hold me now ... Touch me now

I don't want to live without you

Cool Answers

2006-10-06T00:22:00.000-07:00

Here are some funny but cool, answers for you...

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir; I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor; I'll have a scotch and soda."

1st thief: Oh! The police are here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and
20 in science."

hope you enjoyed it...
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Deemagh Kharaab

2006-10-06T00:11:00.000-07:00

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

"Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain.."

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

"per bheja to

Aisa bheja...."

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.".

Ye mujhe kisi

NE bheja ..

Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi

Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisaab...barabar :)

Just 4 Laugh

2006-10-05T23:38:00.000-07:00

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
Brain. Please tell them your age!

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir Bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
Chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
Fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Baccha : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Two friends were walking together.
1st friend : Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath AA rahi hain.
2nd friend : oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Seat Available for the Post of Girl Friend [Trainee]

2006-10-05T00:21:00.001-07:00

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective

Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper.
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Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Pls note:
1. Only females
1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Nice SMS

2006-10-05T00:17:00.000-07:00

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Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.

Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....

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PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..

Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

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Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,

Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

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DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,

AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......
!! JAGTE RAHO !!

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Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,

Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.

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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,

Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

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Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.

Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.

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Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,

Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.

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Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,

Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,

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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,

Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…

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Types of Girls : IT

2006-10-04T05:36:00.000-07:00

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her … you will lose everything…

Mujhay Sansoon main utar Janay DO

2006-10-03T00:21:00.000-07:00

Mujhe baahon mein bikhar jaane do
Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Dil machalta hai aur saans rukti hai,
Ab toh seene mein aaj mujhe utar aane do