50+ Replies when u propose a girls ;-)

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

1) Nahi.................???

2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande soch hain tumhare.......

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam


21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

42) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

43) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

44) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. .

45) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

46) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

47) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

48)hehe I didnt expect that from you....

49)nice joke ...

50)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye.....

51)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on.............

52)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun...

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

If i had to live the life without you near me

The days would be all empty

The nights would seem so long

With you i seem forever oh , so early

I might have been in LOVE before

But it never felt this strong

Our dreams are young and we both know

They'll take us where we want to go

Hold me now ... Touch me now

I don't want to live without you

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

You oughtta know by now how much I LOVE YOU

One thing you can be sure of

I'll never ask for more than your LOVE

Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

You oughtta know by now how much I LOVE YOU

The world may change my whole life through

But Nothing's Gonna Change My LOVE For You

If the road ahead is not so easy

Our LOVE will lead the way for us

Like a guiding star

I'll be there if you should need me

You don't have to change a thing

I LOVE YOU just the way you are

So come with me and share the view

I'll help you see forever too

Hold me now ... Touch me now

I don't want to live without you

Cool Answers

Here are some funny but cool, answers for you...

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: I wouldn't know sir; I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor; I'll have a scotch and soda."



1st thief: Oh! The police are here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.


Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and
20 in science."

hope you enjoyed it...
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Deemagh Kharaab

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

"Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain.."

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

"per bheja to

Aisa bheja...."

Ki

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.".

Ye mujhe kisi

NE bheja ..

Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi

Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisaab...barabar :)

Just 4 Laugh

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
Brain. Please tell them your age!

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir Bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
Chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
Fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Chota baccha 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap NE puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Baccha : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

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Two friends were walking together.
1st friend : Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath AA rahi hain.
2nd friend : oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Seat Available for the Post of Girl Friend [Trainee]

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective

Perks and incentives.

Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper.
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Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Pls note:
1. Only females
1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Nice SMS

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Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.

Hum hosh me aane hi wale the.
Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....

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PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai..
MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..

Mil kar khush hue to kya hue..
Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

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Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,

Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

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DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE HONE MAT DO,
HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO,

AUR AGAR DOST HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO.......
!! JAGTE RAHO !!

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Kasoor na unka tha na hamara,
Hum dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe,

Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe.

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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari,

Nazar NE dekha nazar ko aise,
Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,

Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

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Is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! I.

Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar AA jaaye muskaan hont pe tumahari.

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Duriyon ki na parwah kiya kijiye,
Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,

Hum door jyaada nahi aapse,
Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye.

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Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali,
Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,

Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai,

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Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat me manzur ho,

Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…

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Types of Girls : IT

HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her … you will lose everything…

Mujhay Sansoon main utar Janay DO

Mujhe baahon mein bikhar jaane do
Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

 Dil machalta hai aur saans rukti hai,
Ab toh seene mein aaj mujhe utar aane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Shokh nazron ko sharm aati hai,
Thartharaate hue labon ko chain paane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Raat tanha hai aur sard mausam hai,
Shola-e-ehsaas ko AB aur bhadak jaane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Behke hain hum fizaa Jo behki hai,
Dil ko dil rooh ko rooh mein sama jaane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Bikhre gesu hain bikhra kaajal hai,
Haule haule is shab ko tum guzar jaane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Abhi aur bhi armaan dil me baaki hai,
Yuhin baahon mein is raat ko kat jaane do

Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…

Mujhe baahon mein bikhar jaane do
Apni mushkabaar saason se mehek jaane do…